Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Guess the story 

In today's South Wales Echo (Cardiff's local rag) is a story beginning:

"Depressed gun enthusiast, Martin Davies, 51 ..."

Yea, he shot himself.

In a newspaper in May will be a story beginning:

"Discredited politician (solved crime by putting everyone in prison, opposed the Human Rights Act, opposed equal opportunities for homosexuals, could not answer a question from Paxman - although given 12 chances, was in charge of bringing in the poll tax, etc...) aims for the top job."

Yea, he becomes PM.
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