Sunday, November 03, 2002
I always find it useful to have the taxi ride protocol available for reference from the back seat. The execution of step D typically proceeds as follows:
We get out of the cab onto the pavement; I turn to the driver one last time and say "guess it’s difficult to keep in shape when you spend all day behind the wheel, you fat bastard. Goodbye!" (I sometimes do the goodbye in Chinese). We then walk away.
The rules and regulations on the back of the other seat contains such gems as: “Passengers should refrain from smoking, spitting and dumping.” and “Drunkards and Psychos without a guardian are not permitted to ride in the taxi”
We get out of the cab onto the pavement; I turn to the driver one last time and say "guess it’s difficult to keep in shape when you spend all day behind the wheel, you fat bastard. Goodbye!" (I sometimes do the goodbye in Chinese). We then walk away.
The rules and regulations on the back of the other seat contains such gems as: “Passengers should refrain from smoking, spitting and dumping.” and “Drunkards and Psychos without a guardian are not permitted to ride in the taxi”
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