I dispute with my friends

Am forcing myself to eat a rather sour grapefruit; have lost my vitamin tablets and am starting to worry about contracting scurvy. Considering that I am traditionaly a '5 apple a day' man, this trip must be something of a shock to my body. The only variety of apples they have here are huge, funny looking and not particularly tasty. I still don't like bananas. Bought some grapes once, but gave up on them after disturbing an average of one living creature for every grape I pulled from the stem.